The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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