Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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