He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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