Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
