Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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