we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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