he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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