i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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