like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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