Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wish you could order shots online.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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