Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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