if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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