It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Panties = found
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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