we're blogging at a bar
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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