big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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