I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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