I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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