There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
seriously i just wanna be friends
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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