so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
