last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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