He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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