Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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