i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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