How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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