I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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