she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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