Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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