I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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