what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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