im about as happy as oj after his trial
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She bit a glass in half.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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