And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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