Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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