you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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