My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
