Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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