All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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