You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You are a genius and a whore.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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