What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
bring money and cleavage
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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