return my video game
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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