i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
