Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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