One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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