I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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