In the future we'll all be gay
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
God, I missed his penis.
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