just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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