Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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