I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
