How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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