I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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