So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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