i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
