sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
