I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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