Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
