did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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